Last weekend I went shopping for my son's birthday to get him some jeans and found some great deals for me! Oh, I'm bad! I do not get new stuff very often, so I am excited!
This weekend we are headed to Destin, Florida, for our niece's wedding! I've never been there before and am excited. We have not gone anywhere in a few years.
When we walked by the swimsuits I said to hubby, "hey, do you remember that my swimsuit is held up by safety pins and we are going to the beach." I had one of those one piece suits with the skirt on the bottom half so as to cover up my fat rolls and fat thighs. I felt like such an old granny in it!
Hubby insisted that I would look okay in a regular one piece. I tried it on. Uh, NO! I'd cover it up with an extra long shirt before wearing that!
I found another one piece with a skirt that would have worked (here), although I am sure hubby would have complained about the amount of cleavage is showed.
I was TOTALLY stoked and excited when I found this two piece!
Wow, when I was growing up (yeah, way back in the 70's!) the only two pieces that existed were called "bikinis." Um, only REALLY skinny girls would wear them. I was probably skinny enough back then, but never saw myself that way to wear a two piece. So, a two piece swimsuit has always been a taboo for me---until now!
I absolutely LOVE the idea of being able to go pee! Ha Giggle. Yep, no more pealing off a wet suit until fully naked just to relieve myself! I always hated standing naked in a half-covered bathroom stall at the pool. Wouldn't know why. (grin)
Anyway! Moving right along. The bottom of the suit has a little skirt that still covers up my fat thighs. The top is like a sports bra with a little shirt over it and it covers up all of the rolls very nicely!
Well, regardless of the fact that I still look fat in it cause I look fat in anything, I am excited about my new gear. I can now strut about saying "I'm wearing a two piece!" And it also doesn't look like an old granny suit! It's in a modern color motif of browns and greens and I feel oh, maybe 27 again! (Here's the model wearing it)

The big question is whether or not it will even be warm enough in Destin, Florida, this weekend for me to even put it on! Sigh.
I also got a new shirt to wear to work with casual slacks and I really like it too. The stuff in the front serves to slim down my rolls and it is that stretchy material that is so comfortable. I might just have to wear it to the pre-dinner for the wedding -- just cause its new.

I know, I know, I hung these up on my shoe rack that is on the backside of my bedroom door and now you all really want to see my shoe collection too. Right? (Giggle) Women!
So, I also got a new purse. Every woman shopping exclaimed to me how they did not make a purse to fit their specifications. I was cracking up. I want to know who designs purses? Men?
My specifications are that the purse has to have an outside pocket for my cell phone and keys and it has to have a zipped up inner part so that the bad guys cannot sneak behind me and just get into my purse. It also has to be fairly small. I cannot stand lugging around a big purse. How do those women do that? Really? Are there special workout exercises to make shoulders strong enough to carry huge bags for long shopping trips?