Analyzing Underwear
Okay, so it's a good thing I've got this blog now so I can rant and rave out my frustratings.
May I ask you? Have you ever gone to get dressed and not had any clean underwear?
Well, that happened to me this morning! So, what do you do? Really, that's not a rhetorical question I'm asking here. I'd love for you to post comments because I really need some solutions.
So, I have a problem and need to analyze the best solutions to my problem.
Do I......
1. Decide my hormones are raging from the perimenpause and just let myself go and bawl it out because I cannot understand why I put in that regular load of clothes last night rather than whites and get all down about it and be late for work?
2. Wear no underwear?
3. Get out yesterday's underwear and just wear it as is?
4. How much time do I have? I could get some laundry detergent and clean yesterday's underwear in the bathroom sink and dry it with a blow dryer.
5. How much time do I have? I could get some laundry detergent and clean yesterday's underwear in the bathroom sink and put it on wet and hope it doesn't soak my pants wet enough so everyone can tell.
6. Spray yesterday's underwear with Febreeze and hope that covers the stink.
7. Spray yesterday's underwear with Oust because I cannot find the Febreeze bottle.
8. How much time do I have? I could get some laundry detergent and clean yesterday's underwear in the bathroom sink and partially dry it with a blow dryer.
9. Go put in a load of whites, read some e-mails, and 45 minutes later put on clean, wet underwear and hope it doesn't soak my pants wet enough so everyone can tell and just go to work 45 minutes late.
10. Go put in a load of whites, call into work sick, read some e-mails, put my whites in the dryer, play with my new blog, put on my clean dry underwear, and enjoy my day off.
Okay, are you laughing at me yet, because I sure am laughing at me!
So go ahead, tell me what my other options are and what you do by leaving me a comment!
And I bet you are dieing to know what I actually did, right? I did number 8 and then number 7. Sigh. Now, if I can only remember to put in a load of whites on my lunch hour so I won't have to go through this again tomorrow!
May I ask you? Have you ever gone to get dressed and not had any clean underwear?
Well, that happened to me this morning! So, what do you do? Really, that's not a rhetorical question I'm asking here. I'd love for you to post comments because I really need some solutions.
So, I have a problem and need to analyze the best solutions to my problem.
Do I......
1. Decide my hormones are raging from the perimenpause and just let myself go and bawl it out because I cannot understand why I put in that regular load of clothes last night rather than whites and get all down about it and be late for work?
2. Wear no underwear?
3. Get out yesterday's underwear and just wear it as is?
4. How much time do I have? I could get some laundry detergent and clean yesterday's underwear in the bathroom sink and dry it with a blow dryer.
5. How much time do I have? I could get some laundry detergent and clean yesterday's underwear in the bathroom sink and put it on wet and hope it doesn't soak my pants wet enough so everyone can tell.
6. Spray yesterday's underwear with Febreeze and hope that covers the stink.
7. Spray yesterday's underwear with Oust because I cannot find the Febreeze bottle.
8. How much time do I have? I could get some laundry detergent and clean yesterday's underwear in the bathroom sink and partially dry it with a blow dryer.
9. Go put in a load of whites, read some e-mails, and 45 minutes later put on clean, wet underwear and hope it doesn't soak my pants wet enough so everyone can tell and just go to work 45 minutes late.
10. Go put in a load of whites, call into work sick, read some e-mails, put my whites in the dryer, play with my new blog, put on my clean dry underwear, and enjoy my day off.
Okay, are you laughing at me yet, because I sure am laughing at me!
So go ahead, tell me what my other options are and what you do by leaving me a comment!
And I bet you are dieing to know what I actually did, right? I did number 8 and then number 7. Sigh. Now, if I can only remember to put in a load of whites on my lunch hour so I won't have to go through this again tomorrow!
21 comments:
LOL!!! Hopefully no-one has to go change theirs after reading this!!!! LOL
Let's see - go buy more underwear so you have at least 2 weeks worth???? :)
Gosh this has never happened to me. Which I think means I own too many clothes. Which is probably why I have SOOO much laundry. I would have gone cammando though I think.LOL For a minute I thought you were taking the day off work.
Im a commando type of girl (much to the chagrin of my dh!) so there really would have been no question of what I would have done.
Hmmmm. Well, I have too many pair of underwear to EVER run out but - I would have stopped at a store (even Walgreens has underwear). You can hit the bathroom first thing at work and put them on. Great first blog!
See....I would ahve just called in sick. I however have so many pairs of underware that I think I could go at lease 3 weeks before running out.
I'm all for number 10 - can't think of a better reason to stay home and play than no undies! I probably would have febreezed yesterday's pair, tho. Or the least smelly pair in the pile! LOL!
Oh Hummie.....that is a RIP!
I told you my suggestion about the laundry.... you should defintately try it... when money falls from the sky....
ROFL!
Lisa
Hey Hummie. I think that depending on what I was wearing to work that day, I would have gone commando. If not, would have found my 'freshest' pair of undies and sprayed them with the feminine spray. I don't run out of underwear, but I do get to a point where I'm down to my 'Granny Panties' that are all stretched out. (I call them my 'Emergency' underwear...lol) Yogi
LOL I have never been thru this as I always keep 2 weeks worth in my drawer. Just use it as an excuse to shop!
Well if your a girl that wears panty hose your problem is solved. Find an old pair that you just haven't been able to throw out, cause you might need them for under slacks. Cut the legs off and presto New Undies! It always works for me. LOL
What I want to know is if all you that have so much underwear have a place to keep it. My dresser drawer is too small!
you are too funny girl!!!
as you know, I can't wear them b/c of the elastic. HOWEVER, my husband has been known to turn yesterday's pair inside out (maybe that is why he took over his own laundry)
LOL! I go buy more. Which is why my underwear don't all fit in my drawer! But I've probably got 2 months of underwear, because I hate laundry so badly!
underwear or not to underwear not a red blooded American boy gonna complain. As for men, two words " Zipper Guard" wear underwear or strap it down. One commando girl walks into the room.....it could happen...the sreams are unnerving.... Hub E
Hummie!
You have ALL those boys in that house.. find a clean pair of their underwear.. and wear those!
Don't ask me how I know this! LOL
Gretchen
Hmmmmmmmm I just went and counted - I have 47 pairs of undies. I don't think I've ever run out. Even I have to do laundry more than once a month.
Oh oh, I got back from a trip 3 weeks ago and still have one suitcase NOT unpacked. I need it for next week and I bet there's probably 5 more pairs in there...
I have my own issues!
Sally
LOL why does reading this make me think I better do some washing today! What choices you faced :)
What do I do.. I dont wear any LOL! Great post!
Geezz woman... you just dont wear any if you run out. Lots of women dont wear underwear unless they really have to. But yeah.. go without.. believe me you'll feel like a new woman
ROFL!!
I can shameless said that I don't wear underpants and my bras can be recycled once or twice...
But... option 10 seems very apealing... hehehe
rofl .... a little late to be reading this or commenting but i have done number 8 in the bathroom with my bodywash.... my question to you out of curiosity .... which one did you do?
i now wash a load of clothes every day after work. i come home go straight to the shower and then do a load of clothes. a load of dark clothes one day and a load of white clothes the next day and back and forth.
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